The only actual absurd thing to happen during this time was when I flew to Arizona to meet a longtime pen-pal. Spray tan and I already hate your answer. People were endlessly fascinated. Do girls really glue rocks to their nicknacks? Which would be pretty unprofessional.
What about something like this?
Do I dress like I lack a moral compass? One of them was a bonafide Mdewakanton Sioux tribal member. Lubed bodies are good. But I see people with incredible physique going on stage and doing nothing. Cooking dinner for a dude in the nude is a terrible idea unless you are cooking one-minute Hot pockets, because unless he is tied to a chair that might be fun? Day 17 Magic Mike workout: