This of course leads to him splashing soapy water all over himself, the floor, and his shopping. Like whole way up there, nothing dangling. And one of my colleagues was an ER nurse before moving to OB. Which he attempted by unscrewing it and sticking a screwdriver up there. He said he fell over it and was super embarrassed. This Airmen had a inch, double-ended ribbed black dildo stuck in his ass. Other stories she told me was the time this guy had PVC pipe shoved up his ass because he wanted to lure his hamsters up there.
What he did not think about was the vacuum it would create and no amount of pulling was going to get it out.
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He had put it in a carrier bag, applied lubricant, inserted said bag up his ass, enjoyed sexy fun times, then tried to pull it out. But trying to get it out of the anus might shatter it. That X-ray was interesting. Never bothered to mention why a small peanut butter jar was in the tub though. So, naked, he sets about washing the dishes. It's dark in there.